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  • You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: What is the nicest thing you have done for a stranger?
  • Stranger 1: hmmmmmmmm
  • Stranger 2: nothing i dont like people
  • Stranger 2: but im not mean to them either
  • Stranger 1: why not
  • Stranger 2: long sad story
  • Stranger 2: :(
  • Stranger 2: do you wanna hear it?
  • Stranger 1: yes
  • Stranger 2: well since i was a baby i was treated badly my mom dropped me on the curb at 2 weeks old
  • Stranger 2: i was then adopted and the bitch who did made me a slave
  • Stranger 2: then i was raped and beaten
  • Stranger 2: and my boyfriend who i had to move in with abused me
  • Stranger 2: i ran away from there and live with my father
  • Stranger 2: he treats me like crap
  • Stranger 2: no one loves me and every person i come by is a twisted jackass
  • Stranger 1: how old are you?
  • Stranger 2: now isnt that just a fairytale
  • Stranger 2: do you still wonder why now?
  • Stranger 1: i'm not stranger to a rough life
  • Stranger 1: trust me
  • Stranger 2: whats your story also all this happened and im only 14 and fending for myself
  • Stranger 2: how rough was your life?
  • Stranger 1: i was abused by my father
  • Stranger 1: and teachers
  • Stranger 1: i have terrible mental issues
  • Stranger 1: i'm an alcoholic and an addict
  • Stranger 2: how old are you and male or female by the way?
  • Stranger 1: male and i'm 25
  • Stranger 2: female 14
  • Stranger 1: all my relationships with women have ended horribly
  • Stranger 2: what are the mental issues?
  • Stranger 1: i have tried to commit suicide many times
  • Stranger 1: have stayed in the mental hospital a few times
  • Stranger 2: im just angry at the world dont kill yourself
  • Stranger 2: tell me the rest
  • Stranger 1: like what
  • Stranger 2: of your story i wanna know
  • Stranger 1: i'm just an all together trainwreck
  • Stranger 2: same hear
  • Stranger 2: here*
  • Stranger 1: but i still manage to laugh often
  • Stranger 1: and live a somewhat good life
  • Stranger 2: i dont even smile i cant not knowing that there are corrupt twisted people in the world
  • Stranger 1: you have to get past that
  • Stranger 1: don't waste your life pouting
  • Stranger 2: im not pouting
  • Stranger 1: .....you sort of are
  • Stranger 2: why do you say that?
  • Stranger 1: well if you have such an issue with the world like almost a billion other 14 year olds
  • Stranger 1: you have to take all the shit thats happened to you and learn from it
  • Stranger 1: get the fuck away from the people hurting you
  • Stranger 2 has disconnected
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  • You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: generic question on omegle, words words words, typo typo, reference to jesus/anime/female anatomy?
  • Stranger 1: lol wut
  • Stranger 2: You aren't clever
  • Stranger 2: "DUR HURR, SUBVERSION OF EXPECTATIONS"
  • Stranger 2: Seriously, fuck you.
  • Stranger 1: who? me?
  • Stranger 2: The asker.
  • Stranger 2: I hate them.
  • Stranger 1: dey so ttooooopid bye. haha.
  • Stranger 1 has disconnected
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You’re watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!

Question to discuss: what’s the worst question you’ve seen here on omegle?

Stranger 2: this one 

Stranger 1: Are you saved?

Stranger 2: no but you can if you want 

Stranger 1: Everyone exits out as soon as they finish the question

Stranger 2: save me :)

Stranger 1: I dont have a cape

Stranger 1: sorry

Stranger 2: not everyone 

Stranger 1: or a mask

Stranger 2: well youll have to find one

Stranger 1: okay

Stranger 1: costume and display shop, here I come!!!

Stranger 2: i know do you wear your knickers over your tights 

Stranger 1: knickers…

Stranger 1: ROFL

Stranger 2: panties   

Stranger 2: :)

Stranger 1: I don’t where panties

Stranger 1: I’m more of a thong kind of guy…

Stranger 2: superman does 

Stranger 2: me too mmmm

Stranger 1: … That’s not weird

Stranger 2: 15 f here :)

Stranger 1: I’m 14…

Stranger 1: Why the smiley?

Stranger 2: any way the only thing that could koll superman was kryptonite

Stranger 1: or Peanut butter and jelly

Stranger 2: what about the horse lol

Stranger 1: What about it?

Stranger 1: oh…

Stranger 2: it killed him silly„ the smiley was because i like thongs mm

Stranger 1: To be a hero?’

Stranger 1: oh

Stranger 1: That’s attractive -_-

Stranger 2: whats ur biggest fantasy?

Stranger 1: what kind of fantasy?

Stranger 1: Did you die?

Stranger 1: hello?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: sexy 

Stranger 1: IKR

Stranger 1: ty, for noticing

Stranger 1: somehow

Stranger 2: thats ok  

Stranger 1: I’m having trouble following this conversation

Stranger 2: me too u horny lol

Stranger 1: Just a little…

Stranger 2: good so am i

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 2: are u playin with ur cock 

Stranger 1: actually, I am

Stranger 2: ive just got out of the shower 

Stranger 1: o.o

Stranger 2: ready for bed cos its late here 

Stranger 1: it’s only 5:25 here

Stranger 2: what are u wearin 

Stranger 1: jeans, n a tee shirt

Stranger 2: mmmm

Stranger 1: No thong though XD

Stranger 2: lol im wearin a dressin gown and little panties 

Stranger 1: nice

Stranger 1: they confy?

Stranger 2: yes 

Stranger 1: good

Stranger 2: you want me to take them off

Stranger 1: If you want to, go ahead

Stranger 2: ok  i will 

Stranger 1: o.o

Stranger 1: It just grew like 2 inches… -_-

Stranger 1: I’m not even joking

Stranger 2: cool 

Stranger 2: stroke it 

Stranger 2: im rubbin my little pussy now 

Stranger 1: another inch

Stranger 2: mmmm you wank alot 

Stranger 1: pretty often

Stranger 2: mmmm so do i gets me all wet

Stranger 2: i luv the thought of boys gettin hard 

Stranger 1: well, I’m pretty hard right now…

Stranger 2: mmmm u goin to make a mess for me

Stranger 1: most likely

Stranger 2: i like that i have to be quiet my sister is asleep in other bed 

Stranger 2: and im moaning abit

Stranger 1: oh…

Stranger 1: wow

Stranger 1: thats hot

Stranger 2: im really wet slippin my fingers in 

Stranger 1: o.o

Stranger 2: play with that cock mmm

Stranger 1: Oh, trust me I am

Stranger 2: mmm hareder and i will finger my pussy for u

Stranger 1: i am…

Stranger 2: caught my sister masturbatin in her sleep LOL

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: shes 12 so funny

Stranger 1: My sister is 12 too

Stranger 2: cool u watch  her naked 

Stranger 1: no…

Stranger 1: I don’t actually

Stranger 2: thats good 

Stranger 1: yea

Stranger 2: you playe with girls my age yet 

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 1: I wish I was with you though then that would hopefully change

Stranger 2: mmm id like that  im get bored playin on my own 

Stranger 1: you sound like your not from the US

Stranger 2: no in uk

Stranger 1: cool

Stranger 1: I’m from washington, a state on the west coast of the US

Stranger 2: thats nice.   

Stranger 2: ahhhh this issvery wet now 

Stranger 1: oh

Stranger 1: I’m so hard right now

Stranger 2: mmm i can imagine 

Stranger 2: u goona cum yet 

Stranger 1: pretty close

Stranger 2: mmmmmm stroke it 

Stranger 2: imagine ur first pussy 

Stranger 2: wet and waitin for ur cock 

Stranger 2: iv only felt but would love to wank urs 

Stranger 2: felt 2 sorry :)

Stranger 1: I would like that too

Stranger 1: a lot

Stranger 2: mmmmmm 

Stranger 2: my little pussy is wet 

Stranger 2: love rubbin after a shower

Stranger 2: u must be hard at it 

Stranger 1: oh, yea

Stranger 2: mmmm 

Stranger 2: still slippin my fingers in and out , my nipples are so hard 

Stranger 2:   mm let me know when u cum 

Stranger 1: woah

Stranger 2: sounds good 

Stranger 1: that was good

Stranger 2: mmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger 1: crap…

Stranger 1: now I have to clean this up

Stranger 2: wish i could 

Stranger 2: hope you get a real one soon 

Stranger 1: o.o

Stranger 1: so do I

Stranger 2: cu xx

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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OMEGLE FUCKING WIN

  • You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on power lines? (no, they aren't insulated. you're thinking about utility lines)
  • Stranger 2: Because it passes through them.
  • Stranger 2: Mr. Tumblr person.
  • Stranger 1: Because they make it so they don't fucking electrocute right when you touch it
  • Stranger 1: duh
  • Stranger 2: I can see you on the omegle tag
  • Stranger 2: With this question constantly
  • Stranger 1: I don't?
  • Stranger 1: haha
  • Stranger 2: OP knows.
  • Stranger 2: OP knows.
  • Stranger 2 has disconnected
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  • You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: What is the worst thing you have done to a stranger?
  • Stranger 2: Uh.... I'm not sure
  • Stranger 1: i got a few
  • Stranger 1: actually come to think of it a ton
  • Stranger 2: Hahahaha
  • Stranger 1: i think i may have the cause of some old russian dude killing himself
  • Stranger 1: been*
  • Stranger 1: i have damaged a ton of peoples property whilst drunk
  • Stranger 2: Well we've all done tht
  • Stranger 1: i have done it more
  • Stranger 2: Haha lemme guess vodka or crown?
  • Stranger 1: FUCK CROWN
  • Stranger 1: vodka or jack daniels
  • Stranger 2: Vodka
  • Stranger 1: always with iced tea
  • Stranger 1: same with the jack
  • Stranger 1: HONEY JACK DANIELS COMING AT YA FOR THE FULL EFFECTS NIGGA
  • Stranger 2: Have u tried monster and vodka?
  • Stranger 2: Shit gets u fucked up
  • Stranger 1: probably
  • Stranger 1: i'm a bad alcoholic
  • Stranger 1: i'm also somewhat of an addict
  • Stranger 2: Weed?
  • Stranger 1: hahahaha
  • Stranger 2: Or worse?
  • Stranger 1: worse but i smoke weed almost daily too
  • Stranger 1: i don't see weed as a drug
  • Stranger 1: its like drinking tea
  • Stranger 2: Haha ikr ... I'm an addict.. A sex addict
  • Stranger 2: :/
  • Stranger 1: pretty much everyone is
  • Stranger 2: No like...
  • Stranger 1: what
  • Stranger 2: I can't go half a day without it
  • Stranger 1: i have never really seen that as a legit addiction
  • Stranger 2: Haha cause u don't have it
  • Stranger 2: I mean it is the best addiction to have of course ;)
  • Stranger 1: so are you actrually having sex everyday?
  • Stranger 2: Yes about 4-5 times a day with my boyfriend. He's loving it btw
  • Stranger 2: (I'm a gurl if u haven't guessed)
  • Stranger 1: yeah okay thats not an addiction thats like billions of other people including me
  • Stranger 1: i wouldn't call myself a sex addict
  • Stranger 1: people love sex
  • Stranger 2: Well that's just a fact.. Haha we're all going to hell
  • Stranger 1: how old are you?
  • Stranger 2: 20
  • Stranger 1: do you steady thrash?
  • Stranger 2: Uhm.....
  • Stranger 2: What?
  • Stranger 1: YOU KNOW
  • Stranger 1: FUCKIN THRASH
  • Stranger 1: BEERS AND HEADBANGING AND HORROR MOVIES AND POCKET KNIVES AND DRI AND SACRILEGE?
  • Stranger 1: actually fuck beers
  • Stranger 1: BUT THEY ARE STILL THRASH
  • Stranger 2 has disconnected
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  • You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: generic question on omegle, words words words, typo typo, reference to jesus/anime/female anatomy?
  • Stranger 1: hey
  • Stranger 2: hi
  • Stranger 2: im josh
  • Stranger 1 has disconnected
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  • You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: generic question on omegle, words words words, typo typo, reference to jesus/anime/female anatomy?
  • Stranger 1: stupid response
  • Stranger 2: generic troll comment
  • Stranger 2: something disagreeing with you
  • Stranger 1: insult
  • Stranger 2: slightly more racist insult
  • Stranger 1: heres where i ask you asl
  • Stranger 2: heres where i say 18 f usa
  • Stranger 2: when im 15 m usa
  • Stranger 1: heres where i disconnect because you arent the opposite gender
  • Stranger 2: heres where i get in one last racial slur before you disconect
  • Stranger 2: or call you a faggot
  • Stranger 1: heres when i read it and get mad, wishing i hadn't disconnected
  • Stranger 2: then i lol
  • Stranger 2: and share with my friends my trolling exploits
  • Stranger 1: which will really be just and burst of air shooting through your nose similar to that of a bull
  • Stranger 2: in a nutshell
  • Stranger 2 has disconnected
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  • You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on power lines? (no, they aren't insulated. you're thinking about utility lines)
  • Stranger 1: um cuz there stupid as fuck?
  • Stranger 2: lol they're* stupid as fuck
  • Stranger 1: i no i got ad grammer
  • Stranger 1: bad*
  • Stranger 2: its only funny cause you called them stupid
  • Stranger 2: but at least you can admit it
  • Stranger 1: alirght
  • Stranger 1: so yeah...
  • Stranger 1 has disconnected
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  • You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on power lines? (no, they aren't insulated. you're thinking about utility lines)
  • Stranger 2: .....
  • Stranger 1: thts stupid...
  • Stranger 2: yep
  • Stranger 1: obviously theres a cover 2 protect the lines so there not actually sitting on the power duhhh
  • Stranger 1 has disconnected