November 2011
19 posts
Nov 29th
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: What is the nicest thing you have done for a stranger?
Stranger 1: hmmmmmmmm
Stranger 2: nothing i dont like people
Stranger 2: but im not mean to them either
Stranger 1: why not
Stranger 2: long sad story
Stranger 2: :(
Stranger 2: do you wanna hear it?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: well since i was a baby i was treated badly my mom dropped me on the curb at 2 weeks old
Stranger 2: i was then adopted and the bitch who did made me a slave
Stranger 2: then i was raped and beaten
Stranger 2: and my boyfriend who i had to move in with abused me
Stranger 2: i ran away from there and live with my father
Stranger 2: he treats me like crap
Stranger 2: no one loves me and every person i come by is a twisted jackass
Stranger 1: how old are you?
Stranger 2: now isnt that just a fairytale
Stranger 2: do you still wonder why now?
Stranger 1: i'm not stranger to a rough life
Stranger 1: trust me
Stranger 2: whats your story also all this happened and im only 14 and fending for myself
Stranger 2: how rough was your life?
Stranger 1: i was abused by my father
Stranger 1: and teachers
Stranger 1: i have terrible mental issues
Stranger 1: i'm an alcoholic and an addict
Stranger 2: how old are you and male or female by the way?
Stranger 1: male and i'm 25
Stranger 2: female 14
Stranger 1: all my relationships with women have ended horribly
Stranger 2: what are the mental issues?
Stranger 1: i have tried to commit suicide many times
Stranger 1: have stayed in the mental hospital a few times
Stranger 2: im just angry at the world dont kill yourself
Stranger 2: tell me the rest
Stranger 1: like what
Stranger 2: of your story i wanna know
Stranger 1: i'm just an all together trainwreck
Stranger 2: same hear
Stranger 2: here*
Stranger 1: but i still manage to laugh often
Stranger 1: and live a somewhat good life
Stranger 2: i dont even smile i cant not knowing that there are corrupt twisted people in the world
Stranger 1: you have to get past that
Stranger 1: don't waste your life pouting
Stranger 2: im not pouting
Stranger 1: .....you sort of are
Stranger 2: why do you say that?
Stranger 1: well if you have such an issue with the world like almost a billion other 14 year olds
Stranger 1: you have to take all the shit thats happened to you and learn from it
Stranger 1: get the fuck away from the people hurting you
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Nov 21st
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You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: generic question on omegle, words words words, typo typo, reference to jesus/anime/female anatomy?
Stranger 1: lol wut
Stranger 2: You aren't clever
Stranger 2: "DUR HURR, SUBVERSION OF EXPECTATIONS"
Stranger 2: Seriously, fuck you.
Stranger 1: who? me?
Stranger 2: The asker.
Stranger 2: I hate them.
Stranger 1: dey so ttooooopid bye. haha.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Nov 21st
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You’re watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle! Question to discuss: what’s the worst question you’ve seen here on omegle? Stranger 2: this one  Stranger 1: Are you saved? Stranger 2: no but you can if you want  Stranger 1: Everyone exits out as soon as they finish the question Stranger 2: save me :) Stranger 1: I dont have a cape Stranger 1: sorry ...
Nov 21st
1 tag
OMEGLE FUCKING WIN
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on power lines? (no, they aren't insulated. you're thinking about utility lines)
Stranger 2: Because it passes through them.
Stranger 2: Mr. Tumblr person.
Stranger 1: Because they make it so they don't fucking electrocute right when you touch it
Stranger 1: duh
Stranger 2: I can see you on the omegle tag
Stranger 2: With this question constantly
Stranger 1: I don't?
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 2: OP knows.
Stranger 2: OP knows.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: What is the worst thing you have done to a stranger?
Stranger 2: Uh.... I'm not sure
Stranger 1: i got a few
Stranger 1: actually come to think of it a ton
Stranger 2: Hahahaha
Stranger 1: i think i may have the cause of some old russian dude killing himself
Stranger 1: been*
Stranger 1: i have damaged a ton of peoples property whilst drunk
Stranger 2: Well we've all done tht
Stranger 1: i have done it more
Stranger 2: Haha lemme guess vodka or crown?
Stranger 1: FUCK CROWN
Stranger 1: vodka or jack daniels
Stranger 2: Vodka
Stranger 1: always with iced tea
Stranger 1: same with the jack
Stranger 1: HONEY JACK DANIELS COMING AT YA FOR THE FULL EFFECTS NIGGA
Stranger 2: Have u tried monster and vodka?
Stranger 2: Shit gets u fucked up
Stranger 1: probably
Stranger 1: i'm a bad alcoholic
Stranger 1: i'm also somewhat of an addict
Stranger 2: Weed?
Stranger 1: hahahaha
Stranger 2: Or worse?
Stranger 1: worse but i smoke weed almost daily too
Stranger 1: i don't see weed as a drug
Stranger 1: its like drinking tea
Stranger 2: Haha ikr ... I'm an addict.. A sex addict
Stranger 2: :/
Stranger 1: pretty much everyone is
Stranger 2: No like...
Stranger 1: what
Stranger 2: I can't go half a day without it
Stranger 1: i have never really seen that as a legit addiction
Stranger 2: Haha cause u don't have it
Stranger 2: I mean it is the best addiction to have of course ;)
Stranger 1: so are you actrually having sex everyday?
Stranger 2: Yes about 4-5 times a day with my boyfriend. He's loving it btw
Stranger 2: (I'm a gurl if u haven't guessed)
Stranger 1: yeah okay thats not an addiction thats like billions of other people including me
Stranger 1: i wouldn't call myself a sex addict
Stranger 1: people love sex
Stranger 2: Well that's just a fact.. Haha we're all going to hell
Stranger 1: how old are you?
Stranger 2: 20
Stranger 1: do you steady thrash?
Stranger 2: Uhm.....
Stranger 2: What?
Stranger 1: YOU KNOW
Stranger 1: FUCKIN THRASH
Stranger 1: BEERS AND HEADBANGING AND HORROR MOVIES AND POCKET KNIVES AND DRI AND SACRILEGE?
Stranger 1: actually fuck beers
Stranger 1: BUT THEY ARE STILL THRASH
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: generic question on omegle, words words words, typo typo, reference to jesus/anime/female anatomy?
Stranger 1: hey
Stranger 2: hi
Stranger 2: im josh
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: generic question on omegle, words words words, typo typo, reference to jesus/anime/female anatomy?
Stranger 1: stupid response
Stranger 2: generic troll comment
Stranger 2: something disagreeing with you
Stranger 1: insult
Stranger 2: slightly more racist insult
Stranger 1: heres where i ask you asl
Stranger 2: heres where i say 18 f usa
Stranger 2: when im 15 m usa
Stranger 1: heres where i disconnect because you arent the opposite gender
Stranger 2: heres where i get in one last racial slur before you disconect
Stranger 2: or call you a faggot
Stranger 1: heres when i read it and get mad, wishing i hadn't disconnected
Stranger 2: then i lol
Stranger 2: and share with my friends my trolling exploits
Stranger 1: which will really be just and burst of air shooting through your nose similar to that of a bull
Stranger 2: in a nutshell
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on power lines? (no, they aren't insulated. you're thinking about utility lines)
Stranger 1: um cuz there stupid as fuck?
Stranger 2: lol they're* stupid as fuck
Stranger 1: i no i got ad grammer
Stranger 1: bad*
Stranger 2: its only funny cause you called them stupid
Stranger 2: but at least you can admit it
Stranger 1: alirght
Stranger 1: so yeah...
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on power lines? (no, they aren't insulated. you're thinking about utility lines)
Stranger 2: .....
Stranger 1: thts stupid...
Stranger 2: yep
Stranger 1: obviously theres a cover 2 protect the lines so there not actually sitting on the power duhhh
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Nov 21st
You’re watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle! Question to discuss: generic question on omegle, words words words, typo typo, reference to jesus/anime/female anatomy? Stranger 2: right? Stranger 1: ah, i see … Stranger 2: but you forgot asl lolol Stranger 2: i hate that question Stranger 1: omg me too. Stranger 1: i just disconnect people who automatically say...
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: In 22 billion years, the universe will expand so far that everything will dissolve, how does this make you feel about your life?
Stranger 2: well
Stranger 2: luckily i wont be living 22 billion years
Stranger 1: glad ill be dead before that
Stranger 2: *bro fist initiated*
Stranger 2: decline or accept?
Stranger 1: brofist**
Stranger 2: YUS
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: In 22 billion years, the universe will expand so far that everything will dissolve, how does this make you feel about your life?
Stranger 2: i find that unlikely
Stranger 1: I don't feel.
Stranger 1: That is a fucking NASA theory.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: In 22 billion years, the universe will expand so far that everything will dissolve, how does this make you feel about your life?
Stranger 1: Hehehe
Stranger 2: it doesn't matter
Stranger 1: idkkk
Stranger 2: I'm not gonna live long enough to see it
Stranger 1: im living inn the moment
Stranger 2: 22 billion years is stupid
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on power lines? (no, they aren't insulated. you're thinking about utility lines)
Stranger 1: ....
Stranger 1: *awkward silence*
Stranger 2: Because they are evenly spaced, if another bird were to rub next to another they would die
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on power lines? (no, they aren't insulated. you're thinking about utility lines)
Stranger 2: fuck too
Stranger 1: because birds are freaking devine.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Nov 21st
1 tag
You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on wires?
Stranger 1: follow the white rabbit
Stranger 2: because they dont move
Stranger 1: cuz they're insulated
Stranger 1: well not all are
Stranger 1: and the ones that aren't have cables separated far enough apart
Stranger 1: that you won't complete the circuit
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
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You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
Question to discuss: why don't birds get electrocuted when they sit on wires?
Stranger 2: They're insulated, dumbass.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Nov 21st
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